Things I Have Learned From Living With My Boyfriend

1. Everyone really does poop. That fact does not make it less embarrassing. (Though there is someone there to bring you toilet paper)
2. There are probably a lot of friends out there worried that their girl is being abused based on dark, ugly bruises all over her body--in fact, she is just being elbowed in the middle of the night by the man sharing her bed.
3. Alone time doesn't compare to together time when the sun is streaming through the window on a saturday morning and the whole family is in bed.
4. "Clean" is a word with varying definitions.
5. "level" (as in pictures on the wall) is also a word with varying definitions.
6. Cooking is a lot less of a hassle when someone thanks you for the meal.
7. Dry erase boards are the epitome of communications technology.
8. Butter, milk, chicken, and garlic will never NOT be on the grocery list.
9. Dogs are a really good preview for children. But so far I think I might make a good mother. In fact, I think we might make good parents. If we can perfect the potty schedule.
10. That xbox thingy is not nearly as scary as I used to think.

Well. Color me happy. I have a roommate and a boyfriend.

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