Skip to main content

Juice Fast: Day Five

The Halfway Point.

Today I have officially made it halfway through this ordeal. Naturally, this culminated in a bit of a debacle.

After a breakfast of strawberry/blueberry/kiwi/orange juice, Norris and I took the dogs to the dog park and then decided to go on a bike ride through Hafer park. If you don't know this park, you should go visit it immediately. It is beautiful (particularly in the fall) with smooth, tree-lined trails and well-maintained exercise stations. There is a rock climbing wall, an ampitheater, and several playgrounds. It is also right across the street from a Starbucks. In case you were interested.

We made it about halfway around the trail, up some moderate hills, when I started seeing spots. There was a distinct clenching in my abdomen, and my knees felt incredibly weak. I called ahead to Norris that I was reasonably certain I was going to faint, then pulled over and sat down at the nearest picnic table (of which there are many in this awesome park). I sat down and felt a stabbing pain in my head, right through my right temple. The spots thickened, and I felt dizzy and frightened. Norris went to get the car.

He picked me up on the trail and took me to get frozen yogurt (across the street, next to the Starbucks. Did I mention that this park is awesome?). No, I am technically not supposed to eat things right now. But I needed sugar and potassium. So I had vanilla yogurt with bananas and pineapples on top. And I don't regret it. I immediately started feeling more like myself. No more spots, no more cramps, no more lightheadedness.

What followed was a heated discussion in which I promised to cook every single fruit and veggie in the fridge if Norris would just let me off the hook for this juice fast thing. It's hurting me more than helping me, I reasoned. But Norris stood firm. I would see this through to the end. Five more days, and pounds upon pounds more veggies and fruit.

I am not sure that I am going to start feeling any better, but I would rather suffer through five more days of fasting than disappoint Norris. So, we persevere. On the upside, thanks to the yogurt, I finally went. It was a huge relief. Norris high-fived me afterward. That's how you know someone really loves you.

Comments

  1. Try adding protein powder to your juice. Be careful, if you continue to have bad experiences it is very likely that you may avoid these fruits and vegetables in the future. I recommend reading this book.
    http://www.amazon.com/Juice-Ladys-Turbo-Diet-days/dp/1616381493/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Book Review Monday (Insert Clever, Alliterative Title Here)

There are a lot of issues concerning the rights of women and children being debated both locally and nationally right now. I find myself very strongly on one side of that argument, but that is not what I am here to discuss. At least, not specifically. In order to complete my master's degree in English, I am taking a class in Victorian literature. For the last few weeks in that class, we have been studying Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and my world has been completely changed. In most classes, when you study EBB, you study her Sonnets to the Portuguese, or, as I think of them, "How much I love my husband". They are very romantic and extremely well-written, but reading her other, less universally acknowledged works has been an eye-opening experience for me. I have just read Aurora Leigh . For those of you who are completely unfamiliar with this work, let me give a brief overview. Aurora Leigh is a young woman recently returned to England after the death of her father. I say r...

Zumba Night!

Okay, so, I haven't updated my blog about my weight loss every Tuesday night like I planned. But I am proud to report that not only have I continued to go to the gym at least thrice a week, I even convinced N to join it with me! The exercise thing is going a lot better. Today I even looked at myself in the mirror while I was zumba-ing! I don't think that I will ever be the kind of person who loves, loves, loves going to the gym, it does feel kind of good, kind of virtuous to get all sweaty and be able to tweet, "I am at the gym doing zumba!" For those of you who don't know, Zumba is the new fitness craze. I guess if you were to totally simplify things you would call it a type of aerobic class, but it is really so non-aerobic-y. There is not a lot of pumping, or jumping. It is 100% dancing. A little bit of salsa, a little bit of hip-hop, and tonight, even a little bit of ballet. It gets the heart rate waaaay up, and I always end up drenched in sweat, and best of ...

Juice Fast: DayThree

The scale told me this morning that I have lost seven pounds. I also woke up this morning with a massive headache: the kind of headache that only massive amounts of water, a few hours extra sleep, and a good dose of extra-strength Advil could cure. So, ups and downs.  The hardest part of this whole thing continues to be eating at all. When I think about having to juice fruits and vegetables, I decided to just skip the whole thing because the idea of drinking another meal is so desperately unappealing. Norris is very against this. I think eventually he is going to pinch my nose and pour juice down my throat to make sure that I am consuming an appropriate amount of calories to keep my system running. I think I am getting better at the actual juicing part though. Tonight for dinner I made a juice containing kiwis, apples, celery, kale, lemon, ginger, and cucumber. It is totally green, but definitely the best tasting vegetable based juice that I have made so far. I think it will de...